Nude Games Journalism

Consolevania are running a competition which amuses me.

Are you willing to provide erotic videogame-related photos of yourself with the words “www.Consolevania.com” written across your supple flesh? Well, a coathanger-mike can be yours.

There’s actually a tradition of this. I appeared starkers in about one in every three issues of Gamer. Jane Pincard’s famous Rez-vibrator story over at Game Girl Advance. Tim Edwards first attracted my attention as a writer with his State piece about going down on his girlfriend when she was playing on her GBA. And more, probably.

More details here, exhibitionists.

I knew it was Tim who wrote that.

Fucking get your kit off, Gillen.

When a picture from the girl’s perspective of me eating her out with “Consolevania” written on my forehead ends up in your inbox, you’ve only got yourself to blame.

KG

The Nude Games Journalism is trumped up, pretentious nonsense!

I think everyone should notice that this supposed Consolevania bears the date “April 1st”.

Is that State stuff still archived anywhere?

Not to my knowledge. I’ve still got most of the issues of SMag knocking about on my hard drive, but I think all the online stuff went belly-up when the domain died.

Aanand or Beemoh may have taken backups, but I wouldn’t give you good odds on that.